Another year has come and gone, Dram Fam! As we celebrate the anniversary of the world’s greatest, coolest, most cutting edge company — Dramcorp. I want to thank our founder, Walter Dram.

I’m sitting at my desk, because even though I am acting CEO no one is allowed in the CEO Office. It is OFF LIMITS until Walter returns from that tropical mountain top snow-capped retreat that Cecelia says he’s “retired” to six months ago. And I’ve been asked by our awesome HR bot Herman to smile and nod whenever Cecelia insists on this even though I don’t believe it. Every time I look at that photo of us at Andrew Carnegie’s birthplace I get chills thinking about Walter leading a revenue meeting. I almost tear up, but tears are for people who are not evolving their mind and body through injectable vitamins.

Dramcorp misses Walter’s unifying force. His excellent ideas. Who else could have brought Abundantite produce into every kitchen? No one but Walter Dram! We salute you sir.

While I was hanging out on my brand new yacht last week I came up with a great idea to honor Walter with something truly momentous. You know your boy is at the forefront, so I’m putting my brains on something big — Waltercoin! I’ll talk to my bros at $chäamcoin, it’ll be bigger than those monkey things. To the moon!

Love you Mr. Dram. Love you Dram Fam. Happy Anniversary.

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— Kaz (Acting CEO cause Cecelia is totally on the outs HA)